Make-up Maven Mugs

Anita Roddick

Tortoise Checks Make-up In Shell.

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

The adoration of the gels.

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

"Too much concealer?"

The new normal

"Absolutely not!"

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'Have you no common scents?!'

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"I don't like your application."

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

"It's called, 'Goth'."

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

'Too much for the school run?'

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

Dolores is so avant garde.

"Where are my eyelashes?"