Magic Maven Pillows

"I'm getting too old for a broom."

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

Alarming effect produced by imprudently trying the hat and table moving experiment.

The Ekert Saga: 'I...I...feel kinda weird...ok, something's wrong here...I'm having strange thoughts now...foreign words ringing in my brain that somehow make sense...like charity and compassion.'

"If I'm going to spend any time in here you need to do something about your dandruff!"

'Typical, you wait ages and then three turn up all at once...'

"Just one eye of newt. I'm on a diet!"

'I thought I told you never to call me here!'

Toad at Food & Drug Administration: 'Take a memo- we will no longer try to regulate witches...'

Snake charming the telephone.

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

In the Guru District

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

"National security adviser"

"And this is our media room."

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

"I don't have to be a team player, Crawford. I'm the team owner."

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

Fifty shades of Leveson.

Reporter #6: television.

"Reports that AI is planning a world takeover are greatly exaggerated."