Magic Spell Maven Pillows

"If you don't want to kiss me. I can still turn into a prince. I just need your debit card number and PIN. . ."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

In the Guru District

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"National security adviser"

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"And this is our media room."

Swiss army knife

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

Save the unicorn.

Myths and legends...

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

"Like that?"

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

"Reports that AI is planning a world takeover are greatly exaggerated."

Reporter #6: television.

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

Fifty shades of Leveson.

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

'I'm in the den, mom, reading the newspaper for my social studies class.'

"Okay, quote me. I'm on the record."

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"A newspaper has a responsibility to ensure that its readers are fully informed."

"There will be a Q&A...but in this era of Trump I will be insulting anyone whose questions I don't like."

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

"Remember, Mort: Courage isn't the absence of fear. Courage is remaining media-savvy in the face of fear!"

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'