Magic Spell Maven Gifts

"If you don't want to kiss me. I can still turn into a prince. I just need your debit card number and PIN. . ."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

In the Guru District

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

Build your very own conflict of interest!

"National security adviser"

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"And this is our media room."

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Swiss army knife

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

Save the unicorn.

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

Myths and legends...

"Like that?"

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

Fifty shades of Leveson.

"Reports that AI is planning a world takeover are greatly exaggerated."

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

Reporter #6: television.

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

'I'm in the den, mom, reading the newspaper for my social studies class.'

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"Okay, quote me. I'm on the record."

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

"A newspaper has a responsibility to ensure that its readers are fully informed."

"There will be a Q&A...but in this era of Trump I will be insulting anyone whose questions I don't like."

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

"Remember, Mort: Courage isn't the absence of fear. Courage is remaining media-savvy in the face of fear!"