Metal Maven Gifts

"And they say this country doesn't make anything anymore!"

'And just how much is silver going for a troy ounce these days?'

Death Metal Nite.

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

"Like that?"

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

"This is off our first TikTok."

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

The Euro.

'I'm putting you on a diet: No more fat knights, maidens only...'

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

Don't bother Daddy -- he's just upset because Lady Godiva joined the anti-Crusade movement.'

Life is ghoul

'U.S. Manufacturing'

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'

"That metallic grinding means her throwout bearings are shot. She's backfiring through her carburetor. The tick indicates transmission trouble, and the smoke means she's on fire."

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

A squirrel uses a triangle to announce to other squirrels that a bird feeder has just been re-filled.

'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'

"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."

'He's is in a bad mood tonight!'

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings.