Medieval Magic Maven Gifts

Swiss army knife

The adoration of the gels.

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Instructional guide to scribbling

"Ninja bread men"

Myths and legends...

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

Save the unicorn.

"Like that?"

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

Medieval headlines.

Upper West Side Story

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

Broadway Theater coming productions. Look, they're bringing back a production of "Hair" with all the original cast members. It's going to be called "Bald".

Medieval Office Supplies

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Gondolier

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

'I'm putting you on a diet: No more fat knights, maidens only...'

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

Boarway Show

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

Don't bother Daddy -- he's just upset because Lady Godiva joined the anti-Crusade movement.'

Masterpiece?

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

Greek Tragedy: 'Yes... we agree to further cuts in government spendings..!!!'

'Music hath charms,' &c.

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'

"There's nothing like a dame!"

'Mamma Mia, Les Mis, Leveson inquiry...'

Lacks Structure and Meaning