Greek Mythology Maven Gifts

Greek Tragedy: 'Yes... we agree to further cuts in government spendings..!!!'

Muscles

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Ghostwriting the Bible

"Ninja bread men"

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

Swiss army knife

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

Stonehenge Explained

Invisible clothes

Myths and legends...

Save the unicorn.

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

"Like that?"

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

"Kiss me and I'll turn into a Prince. But I have to be honest with you, if asked about it I'll deny the whole sordid affair!"

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

'She thinks it makes her look enigmatic.'

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Moses as a child.

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

Cover Design for Yellow Book Prospectus for Vol 5 (Not Published)

"Do I have to go out again!?"

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

Broadway Theater coming productions. Look, they're bringing back a production of "Hair" with all the original cast members. It's going to be called "Bald".

"This is off our first TikTok."

Upper West Side Story

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'