Mythology Maven Gifts

'Dang, I told him to take a shower before we sacrificed him to the volcano god!'

History of Religion

"Wow-everything still has that just-created smell!"

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'869 years isn't old, Methuselah. You're good for another hundred years.'

'I'm afraid you can't come in. The IRS has a lien on you.'

Tragic Physiognomies - Heracles: 'Guess if you can, and choose if you dare!'

Cover Design for Yellow Book Prospectus for Vol 5 (Not Published)

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

'That better not be a second rib scar, Adam.'

'Adam, I have a bone to pick with you!'

'We need a backup plan.'

'Entropy already? You just made it.'

"I need a motion and a second for slaying dragons."

"Instead of Red Team and Blue Team, why don't we make it Good v. Evil?"

"Since you don't like fruit, I got you a donut."

"He's good with crops, but slow to respond in an emergency."

"You guys are certainly in the right place at the right time."

"You're lucky he's so supportive, Leda. A lot of men would probably feel threatened f their wives laid an egg."

"I believe you know Mars, God of Defense."

"At least, we don't have to sit through some big, prolonged trial."

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

"We no longer accept snakes as emotional support animals."

"Oh, NOW he wears a mask??"

Early Sport Utility Vehicle

After you've created the world in 6 days...

"Kiss me and I'll turn into a Prince. But I have to be honest with you, if asked about it I'll deny the whole sordid affair!"

Cutting an angel's wings

Achilles' Testicle

"Say, Homer - Enough reciting. Learn how to write, already."

"Little Dude says his name is 'Jonah'."

Stonehenge Explained

And on the Eighth Day, He invented those who believed he did it all in Seven.

"Then, after my twelve labors, I had to deal with PETA."

"The dove must be back."