Mythology Maven Prints

'Dang, I told him to take a shower before we sacrificed him to the volcano god!'

Magic Ring to gain entry into Tolkien Archive

History of Religion

"Wow-everything still has that just-created smell!"

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'869 years isn't old, Methuselah. You're good for another hundred years.'

'I'm afraid you can't come in. The IRS has a lien on you.'

Cover Design for Yellow Book Prospectus for Vol 5 (Not Published)

'That better not be a second rib scar, Adam.'

Tragic Physiognomies - Heracles: 'Guess if you can, and choose if you dare!'

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

"Since you don't like fruit, I got you a donut."

'We need a backup plan.'

'Entropy already? You just made it.'

'Adam, I have a bone to pick with you!'

"Instead of Red Team and Blue Team, why don't we make it Good v. Evil?"

"I need a motion and a second for slaying dragons."

"I think what you want is the ancient city of Troy. This is Troy, New York."

"I believe you know Mars, God of Defense."

"Sorry to keep you so late, but I'm determined to get to the bottom of this werewolf fixation of yours."

Fairy Library - Jack Steals the Golden Hen Away from Giant

Illustration for 'A Legend of Camelot', scene 2.

Hymen and Cupid.

"He's good with crops, but slow to respond in an emergency."

"Stop Calling Me 'A Cassandra'. You don't know any other Cassandras!"

Yeah, give it a sec - it always comes out warm at first.

Mount Olympus Post Office. Sir, I'm afraid we're having trouble with Pandora in parcel post again.

"The dove must be back."

"Then, after my twelve labors, I had to deal with PETA."

"At least, we don't have to sit through some big, prolonged trial."

Achilles' Testicle

Cutting an angel's wings

"Kiss me and I'll turn into a Prince. But I have to be honest with you, if asked about it I'll deny the whole sordid affair!"

After you've created the world in 6 days...

"They say not to look a gifthorse in the mouth so this looks okay to me, Sarge."