Mythical Monster Maven Prints

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Muscles

Ghostwriting the Bible

"Ninja bread men"

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

Swiss army knife

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

Stonehenge Explained

Invisible clothes

Myths and legends...

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

Save the unicorn.

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

"Like that?"

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Moses as a child.

"Kiss me and I'll turn into a Prince. But I have to be honest with you, if asked about it I'll deny the whole sordid affair!"

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Cover Design for Yellow Book Prospectus for Vol 5 (Not Published)

Upper West Side Story

"Do I have to go out again!?"

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

'I'm putting you on a diet: No more fat knights, maidens only...'

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

"Instead of Red Team and Blue Team, why don't we make it Good v. Evil?"