Mystic Maven Gifts

True Confessions

"You’ll meet a beautiful woman whom your mother will loathe."

"I see no no killer adapts..."

Psychic Research Unit.

'No news is good news...except when it's bad news.'

When psychics fight.

Psychic knew woman was coming.

'Worn out palms. . .you are a total w****r for the rest of your life.'

'Ummmh... would you please pay me right now and in cash, sir?'

"You will meet a handsome stranger. And now everyone knows it !"

"So now, you have to become a subscription service."

Ghostwriting the Bible

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

Corporate Team Building. Team. Hey, everybody, I've just been told our CEO fled the country while we've been doing our truth exercises.

Invisible clothes

Stonehenge Explained

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

Myths and legends...

Moses as a child.

"Kiss me and I'll turn into a Prince. But I have to be honest with you, if asked about it I'll deny the whole sordid affair!"

Cover Design for Yellow Book Prospectus for Vol 5 (Not Published)

Human Brain

"Do I have to go out again!?"

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

"May I remind you that my core worth as a human being remains constant, and isn't tied to external validation."

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

Magic Ring to gain entry into Tolkien Archive

'My crystal ball is in the shop. Pick a fortune cookie.'

Psychiatry ward with 'Inhibited' and 'Outgoing' trays.

"Instead of Red Team and Blue Team, why don't we make it Good v. Evil?"