"It's never been about money. It's about the cool stuff money can buy."
Materialistic Maven Gifts
Seeking a gift for your materialistic maven? Our collection features playful and sophisticated items that mirror their passion for luxury, elegance, and all things glamorous. From stylish mugs to statement prints, find something that captures their love for high-end living while adding a humorous and personal touch. Whether for a special occasion or just because, these gifts are bound to make your fashion-forward friend feel truly appreciated.
"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."
No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun
"We went for Scandinavian interiors."
Corporate Team Building. Team. Hey, everybody, I've just been told our CEO fled the country while we've been doing our truth exercises.
'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'
"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"
'Motherhood is great, but I get a really sore back...'
Prepare to meet thy mechanic.
Maternity Unit - 'Congratulations! It's a midwife!'
"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."
"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"
"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."
"'Routine examination' were the only two words in the doctor's mind when he placed the stethoscope on..."
"May I remind you that my core worth as a human being remains constant, and isn't tied to external validation."
'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'
Welcome to the uterus. Please be seated. Your mother will be with you in nine months.
'My crystal ball is in the shop. Pick a fortune cookie.'
'And Remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'
Categories are the key to organizing.
How judicious you are/How thin you spread it
Castle Efficiency
'Our ultrasound equipment is not working, so we've brought in famed psychic Jennifer Armstrong to give us a vision of the fetus.'
'U.S. Manufacturing'
"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."
Blok conforming, with difficulty.
Mothercare - " I'm going to shop till I drop."
"Too much caution can take all the fun out of life." "Mind if I get a second opinion?"
"That metallic grinding means her throwout bearings are shot. She's backfiring through her carburetor. The tick indicates transmission trouble, and the smoke means she's on fire."
'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'
"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."
'You've cured my insufferable conceit, Doc -- now I'm perfect!'
"So far mum's put on 10 kilos. I guess that's the best passenger safety airbag I'll ever get."
Psychic Research Unit.
"You’ll get nothingness and like it."
Materialistic Maven Gifts Collection
Materialistic Maven Mugs
Explore our range of stylish and humorous mugs, perfect for your materialistic maven’s morning routine.
Materialistic Maven Pillows
Find plush pillows that add a chic, humorous touch to their stylish space.
Materialistic Maven Prints
Discover striking prints that celebrate their materialistic spirit and enhance their fashionable decor.
Materialistic Maven T-Shirts
Check out our collection of trendy t-shirts that match your glamorous friend’s love for luxury and fun.