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Swiss army knife

The adoration of the gels.

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Instructional guide to scribbling

"Ninja bread men"

Myths and legends...

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

Save the unicorn.

"Like that?"

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

Upper West Side Story

Medieval headlines.

Medieval Office Supplies

Gondolier

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'I'm putting you on a diet: No more fat knights, maidens only...'

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

Boarway Show

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

Don't bother Daddy -- he's just upset because Lady Godiva joined the anti-Crusade movement.'

'Music hath charms,' &c.

Masterpiece?

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

Greek Tragedy: 'Yes... we agree to further cuts in government spendings..!!!'

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'

"There's nothing like a dame!"

'Mamma Mia, Les Mis, Leveson inquiry...'

'That was your grandfather -- his catapult went off while he was cleaning it.'

The cry rang out. "There's gold in that there castle in the sky!" And the great beanstalk rush of 1849 had begun.