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High Kick

"Ninja bread men"

"Jackie Chan is great, but John Woo is God."

'My mom says you can come in sans nanchaku.'

"Gracie, get out of my room! Must I remind you that I am a martial artist in training?"

Muscles

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Instructional guide to scribbling

Swiss army knife

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

Myths and legends...

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

"Like that?"

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Upper West Side Story

"This is off our first TikTok."

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

'The highest court in the land.'

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

'I'm putting you on a diet: No more fat knights, maidens only...'

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

Boarway Show

'Music hath charms,' &c.

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

Don't bother Daddy -- he's just upset because Lady Godiva joined the anti-Crusade movement.'

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"