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"Ninja bread men"

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

"Like that?"

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

'Wow, talk about genius!'

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

The sunglasses.

"This is off our first TikTok."

Upper West Side Story

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

Carbon Dating

'I'm putting you on a diet: No more fat knights, maidens only...'

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

The Exhibition at the Royal Academy

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

"He had the Guggenheim in mind, I think."

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

"Now all we need is a good script."

Friends of the Royal Academy - Annual Dinner

BIC TAYLOR MAKES A HORRIFIC DISCOVERY IN THE CHILLING CLIMAX TO 'PLANET OF THE PENCILS.'