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Lacks Structure and Meaning

"Ninja bread men"

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

"Like that?"

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

'Wow, talk about genius!'

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Upper West Side Story

"This is off our first TikTok."

The sunglasses.

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

Broadway Theater coming productions. Look, they're bringing back a production of "Hair" with all the original cast members. It's going to be called "Bald".

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

Carbon Dating

BIC TAYLOR MAKES A HORRIFIC DISCOVERY IN THE CHILLING CLIMAX TO 'PLANET OF THE PENCILS.'

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

The Exhibition at the Royal Academy

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

Friends of the Royal Academy - Annual Dinner

'I'm putting you on a diet: No more fat knights, maidens only...'

The hall of bad ideas.

Pigeons fly into an art museum and perch on sculptures.