Medal Maven T-Shirts

A highly decorated military officer talking to man with wearing a word game on his chest

A sporting sort - clubs , hearts, diamonds and spades for medals

'He's a war criminal.'

Muscles

Instructional guide to scribbling

"Ninja bread men"

Myths and legends...

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

"The saying Use It or Lose It isn’t referring to one’s appetite."

"Like that?"

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

"This is off our first TikTok."

Upper West Side Story

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'I'm putting you on a diet: No more fat knights, maidens only...'

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

Boarway Show

'Music hath charms,' &c.

Body Building Mishap

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'