Motorcycle Maven Prints

"Fix it so it'll stream out behind, Pierre. I've been assigned to a motorcycle detail."

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

'Pss-st, Harley-Davidson is up one-and-a-quarter...pass it on.'

'I made a list of bikes I want to look at today. You may want to eat before we go, as this may take awhile.'

"These holograms of police sure are making people slow down."

Muscles

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

'She thinks it makes her look enigmatic.'

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Hooray for Bollywood!

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

News and Magazines. Tax Bill Debate. The trickle-down can never compete with siphon-up.

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

"Call me Ishmael."

Celebrity Gavin Henson

Who Wore It Best?

Punch Magazine - "You've got a circulation problem."

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

Hog magazine with litters to the editor dept.

"It's 'Architectural Digest.' "

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

Leisure Editor

'U.S. Manufacturing'

Body Building Mishap

"That metallic grinding means her throwout bearings are shot. She's backfiring through her carburetor. The tick indicates transmission trouble, and the smoke means she's on fire."

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

Nun reading 'Halo' magazine

"I love strong coffee."

strong man bends an iron bar