Motor Industry Maven Prints

'It's from head office,we've all got to be Crypton tuned'

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

Hooray for Bollywood!

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

News and Magazines. Tax Bill Debate. The trickle-down can never compete with siphon-up.

Punch Magazine - "You've got a circulation problem."

"Call me Ishmael."

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

Celebrity Gavin Henson

Who Wore It Best?

"It's 'Architectural Digest.' "

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

Hog magazine with litters to the editor dept.

'U.S. Manufacturing'

Leisure Editor

"That metallic grinding means her throwout bearings are shot. She's backfiring through her carburetor. The tick indicates transmission trouble, and the smoke means she's on fire."

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

'It seems with every year my hot flashes get worse.'

Nun reading 'Halo' magazine

"Tony and Stephanie are from Iowa."

'Which? Covid-19 Variant' Guide.

Women's and men's magazines.

The Nautical Step

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

'Leonard was pleased with his bouffant mane from The Precious Roar.'

"Don't worry about being in your 40's - before you know it, you'll be in your 50's!"

'I made a list of bikes I want to look at today. You may want to eat before we go, as this may take awhile.'

'Pss-st, Harley-Davidson is up one-and-a-quarter...pass it on.'

“It’s ok to leave the lid up at home but not on a submarine.”

Isambard Kingdom Brunel

"Two of everything he said, including woodworm!!"