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'I made you coffee.'

"Same thing every morning. Crack of Don at the crack of dawn."

"Just who is our new interactive toaster interacting with?"

So Far So Good

The day the stock market went UP.

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

European currency on the edge.

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

'Why can't they call it a deer, or a squirrel market?'

'Stocks rose on the rumor that the market is mostly rumor-driven.'

'Time to buy.'

'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.'

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"I was downgraded to junk status at work today."

'We have to go global since nobody around here will buy our product.'

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

"Some guy by the name of Bernanke called in. He wants to try and make an emergency soft landing."

Looks like another profit's warning

'Don't worry dear, I made a bundle shorting your failing financial services company'

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

'Bad news on Wall Street. The entire stock market has been downgraded to a 'junk' classification.'