Mews Maven Gifts

"You're not fooling me. I can spot 'fake mews'."

The day the stock market went UP.

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

European currency on the edge.

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'

'Why can't they call it a deer, or a squirrel market?'

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

"I was downgraded to junk status at work today."

'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.'

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

'Stocks rose on the rumor that the market is mostly rumor-driven.'

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

'Time to buy.'

'We have to go global since nobody around here will buy our product.'

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

"Some guy by the name of Bernanke called in. He wants to try and make an emergency soft landing."

Looks like another profit's warning

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

'Don't worry dear, I made a bundle shorting your failing financial services company'

"Getting back into the market can be stressful. I recommend a portfolio of sleep-aids, tranquilizers, and antacids.'

"Today stocks hit a new high, just as global doom and gloom hit a new low."