Meal Kit Maven Mugs

"Here's our everything's included meal kit. How do they stuff a cook and dishwasher in there?"

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

"It's your ribs. I'm afraid they're delicious."

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'

"We'd like bruschetta, and we'd like it pronounced correctly."

Tonight, on the microwave channel... chicken pot pie!

"I get a fresh food kit delivered for lunch. All I need to do is chop, cook, and enjoy!"

"You're not fooling me. I can spot 'fake mews'."

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

"And tonight we’re offering 5-1 odds on a kitchen strike."

"It's a sprain in your left porterhouse."

'Waiter, I don't remember ordering this gristle!'

"I'm leaving you for someone who does care what we have for dinner."

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

'Hi, I'm Raoul...I shall be your talking point of the evening.'

"I'm looling for ground beef that's organic, non-GMO, and doesn't contain meat."

'I think I may be lactose intolerant.'

Wordplay: Road Rage

Butcher shop +

'Leave me alone. I'm resting my steak.'

Little Dark Specks

'I'm busy. Can you make it yourself?'

'That's strange. No ingredient labelling anywhere!'

"Would you like to look at the menu sir?"

"This is it! The perfect turkey!"

"Of course I enjoy being slaughter."

"Don't look now, …. It's the other white meat."

TV dinners: Standard Widescreen