Food Kits Mugs

"I get a fresh food kit delivered for lunch. All I need to do is chop, cook, and enjoy!"

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

'I swapped shirts with Peter Crouch.'

"Don't put that on. You're wearing this shirt today."

'I thought too many cooks spoiled the broth.'

'I'm giving you a referral to Bobby Smith down the street.'

Skeleton model kit assembly instructions.

"It may be called a 'Butterball', but you still can't throw it at your sister!"

"Here's our everything's included meal kit. How do they stuff a cook and dishwasher in there?"

"What's healthy about breakfast cereals?"

"We used to think sugar and spice were all things nice - until that was proved to be a lie put out by global food manufacturers."

'...The household robot laughed to see such sport and the ipad ran away with the smart phone.'

'Of course, if you'd like to splurge, this home brewing kit costs $12,000 - it comes with a genuine German brewmaster.'

Maraschino, Inc.

New England kit arriving today - "What time's rip-off ?"

'There's really no need for confusion. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L clearly explains ...'

Health food and junk food

"This is the new pre-season, post game, after lunch but before 4 PM kit!"

'I'm busy. Can you make it yourself?'

Wolfman kit.

'You're excited about winning a traveling toothbrush kit in a sweepstakes after spending $300 on postage and entering 1,500 contests?'

'Well, SURE our customers want more nutritional information, but what about OUR privacy?'

The Company That Makes That Gelatinous Stuff Found on Canned Hams.

I'll know when the world is going to end -- all the expiration dates on food will be the same!

Special - Day Old Cones

'I feel it only fair to warn you that the job does come with some strain attached.'

Birth of a rhinestone cowboy.

F&E Soups, Inc. It's a letter from the truth in advertising board --- They say our new alphabet soup is okay as long as we only use the letters "f," "a" and "t."

"You'll eat anything with 'poids net' on it."

Sausage Machine

"Ok, so this must be the ingredients."

Bet You Buy This Kit.

My dad loves his tools.