Food Kits Gifts

"I get a fresh food kit delivered for lunch. All I need to do is chop, cook, and enjoy!"

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

'I'm giving you a referral to Bobby Smith down the street.'

'I thought too many cooks spoiled the broth.'

"Don't put that on. You're wearing this shirt today."

Skeleton model kit assembly instructions.

"Here's our everything's included meal kit. How do they stuff a cook and dishwasher in there?"

"We used to think sugar and spice were all things nice - until that was proved to be a lie put out by global food manufacturers."

"What's healthy about breakfast cereals?"

'Of course, if you'd like to splurge, this home brewing kit costs $12,000 - it comes with a genuine German brewmaster.'

'There's really no need for confusion. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L clearly explains ...'

New England kit arriving today - "What time's rip-off ?"

"This is the new pre-season, post game, after lunch but before 4 PM kit!"

Health food and junk food

Maraschino, Inc.

'I'm busy. Can you make it yourself?'

'Well, SURE our customers want more nutritional information, but what about OUR privacy?'

Wolfman kit.

'You're excited about winning a traveling toothbrush kit in a sweepstakes after spending $300 on postage and entering 1,500 contests?'

The Company That Makes That Gelatinous Stuff Found on Canned Hams.

"You'll eat anything with 'poids net' on it."

Birth of a rhinestone cowboy.

'I feel it only fair to warn you that the job does come with some strain attached.'

Special - Day Old Cones

Sausage Machine

"Ok, so this must be the ingredients."

My dad loves his tools.

Bet You Buy This Kit.

Granny's Homemade Jams