Meal Kit Enthusiast Gifts

"Ok, so this must be the ingredients."

'I sent out for everything.'

Domestic Goddess.

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Before/After

Horn of Leftovers

Making healthy substitutions at mealtime

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

"Hey, waiter! This homework is burnt to a crisp!"

The Aisle

'I love it when you cook - it lets me practice faking it.'

'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'

'They're not mints - they're antacid tablets.'

'In case of emergency, break glass.'

'After you with the camouflage.'

"I get a fresh food kit delivered for lunch. All I need to do is chop, cook, and enjoy!"

'Which are the most popular and least popular items, and which have been on the menu the longest and shortest times?'

'I thought too many cooks spoiled the broth.'

'There's something wrong with the slow cooker. I check it every minute but nothing's cooking!'

'You'll find loaves in the pantry and fishes in the freezer.'

'Howard's short stay in the hospital was good for both of us. He finally appreciates my cooking.'

'Help! -- I ate too much and I can't get up!'

"Every time my wife has an accident in the kitchen, I end up eating it. . ."

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

Tsunami in the cooking pot.

"Here's our everything's included meal kit. How do they stuff a cook and dishwasher in there?"

"Still workin' on that, sir?"

One young wife asking another if she finds it more economical to do her own cooking.

"And there it is... Coronation chicken"

"It's just that I would be more thankful if we had roast beef."

"Look what I found on sale! Measuring cups to use for all your recipes!"

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that.'

"I gave your ‘compliments to the chef,’ and he’d like you to elaborate."

'Your trouble is that you don't appreciate good food.'

'Your meal should be along shortly. Frank just went out to hunt it.'