Meal Kit Enthusiast Mugs

"Ok, so this must be the ingredients."

'I sent out for everything.'

Domestic Goddess.

Before/After

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Horn of Leftovers

Making healthy substitutions at mealtime

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

"Hey, waiter! This homework is burnt to a crisp!"

'I love it when you cook - it lets me practice faking it.'

'They're not mints - they're antacid tablets.'

'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'

The Aisle

'In case of emergency, break glass.'

"I get a fresh food kit delivered for lunch. All I need to do is chop, cook, and enjoy!"

'I thought too many cooks spoiled the broth.'

'After you with the camouflage.'

'Which are the most popular and least popular items, and which have been on the menu the longest and shortest times?'

'There's something wrong with the slow cooker. I check it every minute but nothing's cooking!'

'You'll find loaves in the pantry and fishes in the freezer.'

One young wife asking another if she finds it more economical to do her own cooking.

"Here's our everything's included meal kit. How do they stuff a cook and dishwasher in there?"

'Howard's short stay in the hospital was good for both of us. He finally appreciates my cooking.'

"Every time my wife has an accident in the kitchen, I end up eating it. . ."

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

Tsunami in the cooking pot.

'Help! -- I ate too much and I can't get up!'

"Still workin' on that, sir?"

Einstein tests his pasta-antipasto theory.

"And there it is... Coronation chicken"

"It's just that I would be more thankful if we had roast beef."

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that.'

"I gave your ‘compliments to the chef,’ and he’d like you to elaborate."

'Your trouble is that you don't appreciate good food.'

'Thaw for 24 hours. They should have told me that yesterday.'