Science Kit Collector Gifts

Wolfman kit.

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

Sexual chemistry set

"I will give you the specimen some other time!"

'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?'

The White House: Some Assembly Required.

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

'And here's the toolkit.'

Entomology Reference

C'mon, help me out! Which rock do you think my kids would like better?

'I swapped shirts with Peter Crouch.'

"Don't put that on. You're wearing this shirt today."

Moon Souvenirs

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

"Something tells me this isn't the 'Good Cop'."

Young Geeks.

"Typical! - The Frobishers' have fire and the wheel..."

Craft Show: Earth & Martianware.

"Presenting a Few of New York Curiosities"

Mrs. Jarley at the pay-place

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. X. - A delicate attention.

"Mom!!"

You kids are lucky. The first day back to school is full of promise! West Fester. I say it's just full!

"Harrison, you fail to comprehend the meaning of cursive writing."

'It's a wonderful find, and yet there's something suspicious about it.'

' . . . and a surplus screw for the heck of it!'

'Of course, if you'd like to splurge, this home brewing kit costs $12,000 - it comes with a genuine German brewmaster.'

Do It Yourself Igloo Kit.

"This is the new pre-season, post game, after lunch but before 4 PM kit!"

Street Sales

New England kit arriving today - "What time's rip-off ?"

'The sugar chest is original but the contents are artificial.'

'Museums are a lot like flea markets...except nothing's for sale.'