Toy Kits Mugs

'I'm giving you a referral to Bobby Smith down the street.'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Remote control pirate bully

Director/Action Man toy.

Packaging Russian Dolls

Santa Claus's Mail

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"You left this on our ship."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

Jr. cloning kit

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

"That'll be five bucks."

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

Rocking horse

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

The Rubber Ball Company

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Playdough's The Republic

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Rocking Horse

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

'At lone at last.'

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

Child driving a toy car

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.