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'We won't need menus. Just bring whatever is cooked. They'll eat it and like it.'

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

"I'm unable to process this image."

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

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"This is our high-traffic, reinforced, heavy-duty model."

'Why do my parents have to be professional chefs?!'

'Mom, I followed your time-honored legendary family recipe for Brussels Spout Bake with one exception - I substituted a pizza for the Brussels Sprouts.'

'You followed the recipie but it's missing the secret ingredient: Mom.'

"What's it gonna take for all of us to eat together like a family?"

A spider meal prepping

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

Chef: In Case of Emergency - can opener and canned food.

Mum feeds teens with shovel

"Those aren't three-star-restaurant pants."

Grandchildren's Menu: Whatever's on your plate and no funny business

"How sophisticated is Jeremy's palate?

"Snowflake, quit eyeballing me!"

Mom's Diner - We reserve the right to refuse service to naughty boys!

Young boy shows refined taste in champagne

Survival of the Foodiest

"It's blank!!"

'Wow! That was fast, I only yelled 'Dinner' once!'

'I'm busy. Can you make it yourself?'

"It's a supermarket convenience meal, you just pop it in the oven and let the local grocer simmer"

'You will too eat it!- It took your father three weeks to catch that rhinoceros!'

'How should I know what it is, I'm just the person who cooks things!'

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that.'

"I thought I told you not to drink your milk."

"The receipe? From shutupandeatit dot com."

Okay, little miss I-Hate-Everything-We're-Having-For-Dinner, do want the pouting or non-pouting section?

"Good dog. Good dog."

'To be honest, I can't recommend the grab bag.'

Old fashioned TV dinners.