Family Meal Master Mugs

'We won't need menus. Just bring whatever is cooked. They'll eat it and like it.'

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

"I'm unable to process this image."

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

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"This is our high-traffic, reinforced, heavy-duty model."

'Why do my parents have to be professional chefs?!'

'Mom, I followed your time-honored legendary family recipe for Brussels Spout Bake with one exception - I substituted a pizza for the Brussels Sprouts.'

'You followed the recipie but it's missing the secret ingredient: Mom.'

"What's it gonna take for all of us to eat together like a family?"

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

A spider meal prepping

Chef: In Case of Emergency - can opener and canned food.

Mum feeds teens with shovel

"Those aren't three-star-restaurant pants."

Grandchildren's Menu: Whatever's on your plate and no funny business

Young boy shows refined taste in champagne

"It's blank!!"

'Wow! That was fast, I only yelled 'Dinner' once!'

Mom's Diner - We reserve the right to refuse service to naughty boys!

"How sophisticated is Jeremy's palate?

"Snowflake, quit eyeballing me!"

Survival of the Foodiest

'I'm busy. Can you make it yourself?'

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that.'

'How should I know what it is, I'm just the person who cooks things!'

'You will too eat it!- It took your father three weeks to catch that rhinoceros!'

"I thought I told you not to drink your milk."

"It's a supermarket convenience meal, you just pop it in the oven and let the local grocer simmer"

Okay, little miss I-Hate-Everything-We're-Having-For-Dinner, do want the pouting or non-pouting section?

"Good dog. Good dog."

'Funny you should say you've given up finishing your kids' food off - I've resolved to live entirely off what mine leave.'

'To be honest, I can't recommend the grab bag.'

Old fashioned TV dinners.