Family Meal Entertainer Mugs

'Hey, your cooking's improving. This looks almost edible!'

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

"This one is perfect for Thanksgiving. It comes prestained in cranberry sauce, gravy and pumpkin pie."

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

"I'm stuffed. But in a good way."

'I'm not sure if he plays that loud because he has a good set of lungs or if it's a mean streak in him.'

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

"Would you mind telling me why you keep hitting a scary-music sound bite every time you pick up your steak knife?"

A family choir

'Mom, I followed your time-honored legendary family recipe for Brussels Spout Bake with one exception - I substituted a pizza for the Brussels Sprouts.'

"Funny how we never seem to run out of vegetables."

'Watch this! Open up a straw by scrunching up its wrapper! Now put a drop of water on that wrinkly paper tube! Check it out! It wiggles and grows!'

"What's it gonna take for all of us to eat together like a family?"

Summer holiday activities the whole family will love.

"For your birthday, I got you a food processor!"

'How did it go at the track today, dear?'

Home theatre.

Mum feeds teens with shovel

'I thought we were going to the zoo too, but look at that red blob there...doesn't it look like a bird? Or a cow?'

"mmmmm. Now that's takeaway the way my mother used to order."

'I don't really hate vegetables, but if I eat them, what's next...GIBLETS?'

Children use their dad as a seesaw base.

'Yuck! My creamed corn is polluting my mashed potatoes!'

"It's blank!!"

A man plays a grand piano

Young boy shows refined taste in champagne

Mom's Diner - We reserve the right to refuse service to naughty boys!

'Wow! That was fast, I only yelled 'Dinner' once!'

'That's right kids: I jumped through rings of fire when I was with the Circus!'

Tinguely, Jean. Homage to the Dinner Party Mother Spent Months Preparing. Performance Piece. 1926.

Holiday stress.