Family Meal Entertainer Gifts

'Hey, your cooking's improving. This looks almost edible!'

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

"This one is perfect for Thanksgiving. It comes prestained in cranberry sauce, gravy and pumpkin pie."

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

I don't do wishbones. I do just-make-it-happen bones.

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

"I'm stuffed. But in a good way."

'I'm not sure if he plays that loud because he has a good set of lungs or if it's a mean streak in him.'

"Would you mind telling me why you keep hitting a scary-music sound bite every time you pick up your steak knife?"

A family choir

'Mom, I followed your time-honored legendary family recipe for Brussels Spout Bake with one exception - I substituted a pizza for the Brussels Sprouts.'

"Funny how we never seem to run out of vegetables."

"What's it gonna take for all of us to eat together like a family?"

Summer holiday activities the whole family will love.

'Watch this! Open up a straw by scrunching up its wrapper! Now put a drop of water on that wrinkly paper tube! Check it out! It wiggles and grows!'

"Why do you always have to be so judgemental?"

"For your birthday, I got you a food processor!"

'How did it go at the track today, dear?'

Children use their dad as a seesaw base.

Mum feeds teens with shovel

'I don't really hate vegetables, but if I eat them, what's next...GIBLETS?'

"mmmmm. Now that's takeaway the way my mother used to order."

'I thought we were going to the zoo too, but look at that red blob there...doesn't it look like a bird? Or a cow?'

Home theatre.

'Yuck! My creamed corn is polluting my mashed potatoes!'

Tinguely, Jean. Homage to the Dinner Party Mother Spent Months Preparing. Performance Piece. 1926.

"It's blank!!"

Mom's Diner - We reserve the right to refuse service to naughty boys!

'Wow! That was fast, I only yelled 'Dinner' once!'

Young boy shows refined taste in champagne

'That's right kids: I jumped through rings of fire when I was with the Circus!'

A man plays a grand piano