Mealtime Entertainer Gifts

"Your story would have been better at 2x speed."

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

The louder the kid, the tighter the lid.

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

"This one is perfect for Thanksgiving. It comes prestained in cranberry sauce, gravy and pumpkin pie."

'I'm not sure if he plays that loud because he has a good set of lungs or if it's a mean streak in him.'

What makes the flies in your soup "artisanal"? I know, right? Personally, I think it's just a lot of hype perpetrated by the flies. Menu.

"Today's special is puréed sweet potato on cracker."

A family choir

"Would you mind telling me why you keep hitting a scary-music sound bite every time you pick up your steak knife?"

"Tonight, we'll be eating hot dogs with a mustard-ketchup-and-pickle purée, accompanied by peas lightly sprinkled with ketchup. Then fettuccine al dente with a ketchup sauce, followed by applesauce maison with a dollop of you know what!"

"We'll have to eat out tonight - I misplaced the can opener."

"It's not he worst meal I've ever eaten, that was your dinner yesterday."

"J'entends le poulet qui arrive!"

'Almost done.'

"Honey, will you text grace, please?"

'The doctor said I was ready for solids, but not this solid!'

'Watch this! Open up a straw by scrunching up its wrapper! Now put a drop of water on that wrinkly paper tube! Check it out! It wiggles and grows!'

Summer holiday activities the whole family will love.

'Are you still eating your breakfast? I want to lay the table for lunch.'

"For your birthday, I got you a food processor!"

Home theatre.

'How did it go at the track today, dear?'

"Since when is 'Broccoli man' a superhero?"

'I thought we were going to the zoo too, but look at that red blob there...doesn't it look like a bird? Or a cow?'

Children use their dad as a seesaw base.

Adult Magician

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

'No pudding until you finish your oxtail soup!'

"Why can't you just read in bed?"