Mealtime Comedians Gifts

"Chinese food? I'll call it in if you'll pick it up."

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

Family working together

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.'

What makes the flies in your soup "artisanal"? I know, right? Personally, I think it's just a lot of hype perpetrated by the flies. Menu.

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

A tureen of chefs

'Tastes just like my mother's pies because she too made hers from a mix.'

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

Receiving the early-morning T-mail.

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

"It's not he worst meal I've ever eaten, that was your dinner yesterday."

'You're in luck - My parents like you.'

"J'entends le poulet qui arrive!"

'He isn't use to getting up this early.'

"Honey, will you text grace, please?"

'The doctor said I was ready for solids, but not this solid!'

'Hoping to help me with dinner, are you?'

'Are you still eating your breakfast? I want to lay the table for lunch.'

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

"What's wrong, hon? You haven't touched my food."

'Well, if this book doesn't send you to sleep nothing will.'

'You have a file cabinet full of recipes you're printed off. The only way 99% of them will ever make it into our stomachs is if we the printer paper.'

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

"Or was it: 'Bubble, bubble, TOIL and trouble?'"

'How's your liver?', 'Okay for now, but my doctor told me to take it easy.'

Try to cut down on your salt intake.

'-and to all you night owls out there...'

"What is that creepy sound?" "Don't worry. It's just the ghost of the old dishwasher."

"Oh, he has to lick the dishes clean before putting them away—he's terrible at loading the dishwasher."

Baby Formula, Just Add Water.

"Here's a dish I used to cook for my late husband. If you want to try it just follow the recipe, but ignore the part where it mentions a pinch of arsenic."