Mealtime Comedians Gifts

"Chinese food? I'll call it in if you'll pick it up."

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

Family working together

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.'

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

'Tastes just like my mother's pies because she too made hers from a mix.'

A tureen of chefs

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

Receiving the early-morning T-mail.

'You're in luck - My parents like you.'

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

"It's not he worst meal I've ever eaten, that was your dinner yesterday."

"Honey, will you text grace, please?"

'He isn't use to getting up this early.'

'The doctor said I was ready for solids, but not this solid!'

"J'entends le poulet qui arrive!"

'Are you still eating your breakfast? I want to lay the table for lunch.'

'Hoping to help me with dinner, are you?'

"What's wrong, hon? You haven't touched my food."

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

'Well, if this book doesn't send you to sleep nothing will.'

'You have a file cabinet full of recipes you're printed off. The only way 99% of them will ever make it into our stomachs is if we the printer paper.'

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

'How's your liver?', 'Okay for now, but my doctor told me to take it easy.'

"Or was it: 'Bubble, bubble, TOIL and trouble?'"

"What is that creepy sound?" "Don't worry. It's just the ghost of the old dishwasher."

Try to cut down on your salt intake.

"Oh, he has to lick the dishes clean before putting them away—he's terrible at loading the dishwasher."

Baby Formula, Just Add Water.

'-and to all you night owls out there...'

"Here's a dish I used to cook for my late husband. If you want to try it just follow the recipe, but ignore the part where it mentions a pinch of arsenic."

Have you said grace? No, we said grace yesterday, this is leftovers!