Mealtime Entertainer Prints

"Your story would have been better at 2x speed."

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

The louder the kid, the tighter the lid.

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

"This one is perfect for Thanksgiving. It comes prestained in cranberry sauce, gravy and pumpkin pie."

'I'm not sure if he plays that loud because he has a good set of lungs or if it's a mean streak in him.'

"Today's special is puréed sweet potato on cracker."

A family choir

"Would you mind telling me why you keep hitting a scary-music sound bite every time you pick up your steak knife?"

"We'll have to eat out tonight - I misplaced the can opener."

"Tonight, we'll be eating hot dogs with a mustard-ketchup-and-pickle purée, accompanied by peas lightly sprinkled with ketchup. Then fettuccine al dente with a ketchup sauce, followed by applesauce maison with a dollop of you know what!"

"It's not he worst meal I've ever eaten, that was your dinner yesterday."

"J'entends le poulet qui arrive!"

"Honey, will you text grace, please?"

'The doctor said I was ready for solids, but not this solid!'

'Almost done.'

'Watch this! Open up a straw by scrunching up its wrapper! Now put a drop of water on that wrinkly paper tube! Check it out! It wiggles and grows!'

Summer holiday activities the whole family will love.

'Are you still eating your breakfast? I want to lay the table for lunch.'

"For your birthday, I got you a food processor!"

Home theatre.

'How did it go at the track today, dear?'

'I thought we were going to the zoo too, but look at that red blob there...doesn't it look like a bird? Or a cow?'

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

Children use their dad as a seesaw base.

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

"Since when is 'Broccoli man' a superhero?"

'No pudding until you finish your oxtail soup!'

Much to the surprise of all his colleagues, Gavin concluded the lunchtime presentation on company expansion with a rather eccentric song and dance act.