Lunchtime Entertainer Gifts

Much to the surprise of all his colleagues, Gavin concluded the lunchtime presentation on company expansion with a rather eccentric song and dance act.

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

"Just look what we can accomplish when we work towards a common goal...LUNCH!"

What makes the flies in your soup "artisanal"? I know, right? Personally, I think it's just a lot of hype perpetrated by the flies. Menu.

Back in a snap (chiropractor).

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

' I think now would be a good time to adjourn for lunch.'

'Are you still eating your breakfast? I want to lay the table for lunch.'

Job Safety - Lunch.

"This means that my dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich!"

BLT

"Now tell me, what do you think you would bring to our company?"

'The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on.'

"The microwave isn't working and I needed to heat my lunch."

"Just back from lunch . . . I needed to stretch my legs."

"Wanna trade an Easter ham salad for an Easter egg salad?"

"Our thought was that you would just brown-bag it."

I've noticed the tone of your letters always change after lunch.

'We'll both have the businessman's special.'

'I'm going to have to call you back, I have a full plate right now.'

'Here she comes with the one o'clock news.'

'Have you noticed how the building inspector always arrives around lunch time?'

'A candy bar and cheese crackers? You call that a balanced lunch?'

"Gary, are you taking a lunch break already?"

"My mom really works at keeping my lunches interesting!"

'Mr. Walsh, it's not a hostile takeover. It's only your lunch!'

'A little one that hangs on the door knob, Ed.'

"Actually, our cafeteria isn't that bad. Whenever they serve chicken strips or pizza, it's a good day!"

"Your story would have been better at 2x speed."

Lunch Break

"I love a man with an untrimmed crust."

Lunch

Truck driver taking lunch break drinks out of tank of milk attached to his truck.

'This certainly beats lunch at the desk.'

"Psst... You could always buy another lunch at lunchtime."