Lunchtime Hilarist Gifts

"Just back from lunch . . . I needed to stretch my legs."

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

A Club Sandwitch.

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

"Just look what we can accomplish when we work towards a common goal...LUNCH!"

What makes the flies in your soup "artisanal"? I know, right? Personally, I think it's just a lot of hype perpetrated by the flies. Menu.

Back in a snap (chiropractor).

People who steal food out of the fridge at work and then say...

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

'Are you still eating your breakfast? I want to lay the table for lunch.'

'I forgot to bring my lunch - could I clone yours?'

Much to the surprise of all his colleagues, Gavin concluded the lunchtime presentation on company expansion with a rather eccentric song and dance act.

"I'm going to do some gardening.Have you seen my ear protectors?"

Job Safety - Lunch.

Try to cut down on your salt intake.

"This means that my dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich!"

"Now tell me, what do you think you would bring to our company?"

BLT

Bureau of Hospital Nursing - Be Back At IV.

'The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on.'

'We'll both have the businessman's special.'

"Dear God, noooooo oooo!" "The Oreo tragedy"

"Ladies ladies, please. There's enough of me to go around."

"Wanna trade an Easter ham salad for an Easter egg salad?"

'Here she comes with the one o'clock news.'

'Mr. Walsh, it's not a hostile takeover. It's only your lunch!'

'A little one that hangs on the door knob, Ed.'

"Actually, our cafeteria isn't that bad. Whenever they serve chicken strips or pizza, it's a good day!"

'A candy bar and cheese crackers? You call that a balanced lunch?'

"Gary, are you taking a lunch break already?"

'What's for lunch...Vegetables?'

"Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake."

"Not with them. They only talk about their chronic health ailments."

'I warned you stamp collecting is a dangerous hobby, especially when your jaw keeps locking in a yawn.'

'I warned you - NEVER mention flat tax while Nelson is eating!'