Lunchtime Jokesters Gifts

"Wanna trade an Easter ham salad for an Easter egg salad?"

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

A Club Sandwitch.

"What are you trying to tell me, girl? Are you hungry? You’re not hungry? The squirrels are skinny-dipping in the pool? Cats are making a hook rug out of your bed? You dug up Jimmy Hoffa?!" "Mitch liked messing with his dog's head."

Back in a snap (chiropractor).

Hey boss, that generic soap you gave me isn't really cleaning the cups. Mind if I go get some brand name stuff? Are you insane? There's zero difference between generic and brand name products. Corporate America just cons people into thinking "you get what you pay for." Don't be a stooge, Rudy. Don't fall for it. Now get in there and scrub those cups, minion! Strike a blow for the little guy against corporate lies! Wait ... I'm very confused. Are you a right-winger or a left-winger? You mean in w

"Honey, will you text grace, please?"

'Are you still eating your breakfast? I want to lay the table for lunch.'

Much to the surprise of all his colleagues, Gavin concluded the lunchtime presentation on company expansion with a rather eccentric song and dance act.

Lost My Ability To Ruin Picnics. Please Help.

'We're having the whole place done over in pistachio!'

Job Safety - Lunch.

Try to cut down on your salt intake.

Bureau of Hospital Nursing - Be Back At IV.

Have you said grace? No, we said grace yesterday, this is leftovers!

'The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on.'

"Just back from lunch . . . I needed to stretch my legs."

'We'll both have the businessman's special.'

"Ladies ladies, please. There's enough of me to go around."

"Gary, are you taking a lunch break already?"

"Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake."

'A candy bar and cheese crackers? You call that a balanced lunch?'

Night Deposit.

'Didn't I tell you we'd be eating fish tonight? Doug's fish fry delivers!'

'Heh, heh - So how does it feel to be the victim for a change?'

'I warned you - NEVER mention flat tax while Nelson is eating!'

'Is the scab-e-matter custard and green snot pie organic?'

You show me yours and I'll show you mine.

'I hate it when the track team comes to lunch.'

Al's Time Machines: 'Out to lunch-back an hour ago.'

"Now, we wait."