Lunchtime Jokesters Gifts

"Wanna trade an Easter ham salad for an Easter egg salad?"

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

A Club Sandwitch.

"What are you trying to tell me, girl? Are you hungry? You’re not hungry? The squirrels are skinny-dipping in the pool? Cats are making a hook rug out of your bed? You dug up Jimmy Hoffa?!" "Mitch liked messing with his dog's head."

Back in a snap (chiropractor).

"Honey, will you text grace, please?"

'Are you still eating your breakfast? I want to lay the table for lunch.'

Much to the surprise of all his colleagues, Gavin concluded the lunchtime presentation on company expansion with a rather eccentric song and dance act.

'We're having the whole place done over in pistachio!'

Job Safety - Lunch.

Try to cut down on your salt intake.

Bureau of Hospital Nursing - Be Back At IV.

Have you said grace? No, we said grace yesterday, this is leftovers!

'The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on.'

"Just back from lunch . . . I needed to stretch my legs."

'We'll both have the businessman's special.'

"Ladies ladies, please. There's enough of me to go around."

"Gary, are you taking a lunch break already?"

"Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake."

'A candy bar and cheese crackers? You call that a balanced lunch?'

Night Deposit.

'Didn't I tell you we'd be eating fish tonight? Doug's fish fry delivers!'

'Heh, heh - So how does it feel to be the victim for a change?'

'I warned you - NEVER mention flat tax while Nelson is eating!'

'Is the scab-e-matter custard and green snot pie organic?'

You show me yours and I'll show you mine.

Al's Time Machines: 'Out to lunch-back an hour ago.'

"Now, we wait."