Lunchtime Laugh Seekers Gifts

'I hate it when the track team comes to lunch.'

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

Bad fake tan day.

"That'll be five bucks."

A Club Sandwitch.

Would you be willing to sign something regarding the fat content of your burger? Like what? My colon.

How Rings In Nature Indicate Aging.

"Baxter, I've decided to take you off crisis management."

'I don't understand. Why do you want to have your arms extended?'

Scene from an early draft of Moby Dick

"I finished my act. Could you come over and give me a hand?"

New Jersey Cops Gone Wild

'The Angina Monologues'

"Family vacation is an oxymoron."

The Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'I'm the one with his head in a pelvic vice!'

Job Safety - Lunch.

"I'm having a dry October. . . October 2045."

"Have you tried the David and Goliath cocktail?"

'Of course, the peas are fresh. I personally opened the can myself.'

BLT

Bureau of Hospital Nursing - Be Back At IV.

"Right. Money isn't everything - what's the other thing again?"

'The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on.'

'It's an obvious case of identity theft.'

"Just back from lunch . . . I needed to stretch my legs."

'Listen, be fair, George - it's your TURN to take Mrs McCarthy for her lesson.'

"Wanna trade an Easter ham salad for an Easter egg salad?"

"How much should I spend on a bottle of wine?"

Toast with tanlines

The Mid Morning Bird

'What's for lunch...Vegetables?'

'We take concerns about billions of pounds of NHS fraud very seriously. In fact I've asked Nurse Miggins to sort it out as soon as she gets back from lunch!'

'Hello...Dr Smith...this is...Fred Yomp's computer...'

Here Lies Inventor of Autocorrect - Restaurant in Peace

Boss, FedEx just delivered a crate full of hazmat suits. Excellent. On your lunch break, drape a couple of them over the trash cans outside every caf