Lunchtime Laugh Seekers Pillows

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

Bad fake tan day.

"That'll be five bucks."

A Club Sandwitch.

"Baxter, I've decided to take you off crisis management."

'I don't understand. Why do you want to have your arms extended?'

Scene from an early draft of Moby Dick

"I finished my act. Could you come over and give me a hand?"

'The Angina Monologues'

"Family vacation is an oxymoron."

The Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'I'm the one with his head in a pelvic vice!'

Job Safety - Lunch.

'Of course, the peas are fresh. I personally opened the can myself.'

"I'm having a dry October. . . October 2045."

"Have you tried the David and Goliath cocktail?"

BLT

Bureau of Hospital Nursing - Be Back At IV.

"Right. Money isn't everything - what's the other thing again?"

'The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on.'

'It's an obvious case of identity theft.'

"Wanna trade an Easter ham salad for an Easter egg salad?"

"Just back from lunch . . . I needed to stretch my legs."

'Listen, be fair, George - it's your TURN to take Mrs McCarthy for her lesson.'

"How much should I spend on a bottle of wine?"

Toast with tanlines

The Mid Morning Bird

'What's for lunch...Vegetables?'

'We take concerns about billions of pounds of NHS fraud very seriously. In fact I've asked Nurse Miggins to sort it out as soon as she gets back from lunch!'

'Hello...Dr Smith...this is...Fred Yomp's computer...'

Here Lies Inventor of Autocorrect - Restaurant in Peace

"Anyway, I'm making crazy money selling out humanity."