Lunchtime Laughter Lover Gifts

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

A Club Sandwitch.

Back in 5 minutes!

"How's everything here? Let's start with your earliest childhood memories."

"Expense account or regular?"

"That can't be right. How'd you work 15 hours in on day?"

'Mother?'

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Out to lunch'.

Back in a snap (chiropractor).

Apex Computas,gone for a byte.

"I have called this meeting to order... so where’s that lunch menu?"

UFO Society: Abducted for Lunch

'We'll have lunch here and then we'll keep looking for whales.'

The facilitator from hell.

"Everywhere you look, there's a rate hike."

'A sandwich?'

A lot of attention gets paid to the Earl of Sandwich, and rightfully so, but let's not forget to show some respect for that neglected Lord of Lunch, the Viscount of Potato Salad.

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

Mr Kleats can't talk now. He's deep into his post-lunch funk.

ACME Rocket Testing Company - Out to Launch.

One Hour Sandwich shop

'I forgot to bring my lunch - could I clone yours?'

Much to the surprise of all his colleagues, Gavin concluded the lunchtime presentation on company expansion with a rather eccentric song and dance act.

Wait, Dear --- You forgot your lunch! Oh, heck! I'm already halfway to work!

STRIP Hambone: Wafer thin new computers

Peanut Butter and Jam Attack,

Always! Just as I sit down to eat!

'I was bringing your businessman's lunch, sir, but a Government bureaucrat confiscated it!'

Does anyone have any ideas that aren't about lunch?

'I haven't gone to lunch in eight years, so they're letting me retire one week early.'

Market research dept: '67% out to lunch.'

'Care to join me? I'm making lunch.'

City Diner - Out to lunch.

"Conference Call"

Job Safety - Lunch.