Lunchtime Laugher Gifts

'What's for lunch...Vegetables?'

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

A Club Sandwitch.

"And when you realized it was the wrong tree, why do you think you kept barking up it?"

'I don't think much to faith school dinners.'

'Still have gas problems, Mr. Quigley?'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

"Just look what we can accomplish when we work towards a common goal...LUNCH!"

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

Minority Report Is Real

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'

"Wait!"

'I forgot to bring my lunch - could I clone yours?'

Much to the surprise of all his colleagues, Gavin concluded the lunchtime presentation on company expansion with a rather eccentric song and dance act.

At least you got a 'works well with food grade' in lunchroom.

"This means that my dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich!"

BLT

The Gingerbread Man's cousin, the hash cookie man.

Rocco's Dog Training: Out to Lunch . . . Sit-Stay.

"Now tell me, what do you think you would bring to our company?"

'The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on.'

"Just back from lunch . . . I needed to stretch my legs."

"I did follow my bliss. It wandered around in circles and then ended up at an Arby's in Hoboken."

Old Mother Hubbard, Went to the Cupboard...'Now what did I come here for?'

'I'm going to have to call you back, I have a full plate right now.'

'Have you noticed how the building inspector always arrives around lunch time?'

'A little one that hangs on the door knob, Ed.'

"Actually, our cafeteria isn't that bad. Whenever they serve chicken strips or pizza, it's a good day!"

'Mr. Walsh, it's not a hostile takeover. It's only your lunch!'

'Who's there?'

Lunch Break