Light-hearted Laugher Gifts

Old Mother Hubbard, Went to the Cupboard...'Now what did I come here for?'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'Still have gas problems, Mr. Quigley?'

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

'Who's there?'

Diarrhoea Discussion Class: Runs Until Friday

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

"And when you realized it was the wrong tree, why do you think you kept barking up it?"

'Do you come here often?'

'You're right...these are your hormone pills. Thank goodness we noticed before anything serious happened.'

"Wanna go out?"

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

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'I'll keep my remarks brief.'

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

"Wait!"

'...And zap him quick, before that bleeding-heart Governor gets back from vacation.'

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'

"Is the light bothering you?"

"I take it the defense rests."

"I don't care how it's pronounced, I want it."

'ARRGH! Run for it lady!' 'A swarm of Bs!!' A guy running away from a swarm of the actual letter B

Carpet cleaning

Giving thanks.

The Gingerbread Man's cousin, the hash cookie man.

" When you're done fooling around with those lights, come and eat your dinner, it's getting cold!"

Flo's Christmas Lights: 'I really like what you've done with yawr Christmas lights this yeaw Flo.'

I also scheduled a pickup after we finish toiling in the fields. Amish Uber.

'Listen, be fair, George - it's your TURN to take Mrs McCarthy for her lesson.'

"I did follow my bliss. It wandered around in circles and then ended up at an Arby's in Hoboken."

Sorry it's so dark in here - We've got a short circuit somewhere.'

"You're the only one I know stilling calling people 'Uber' this and 'Uber' that."

'How about giving me your phone number?. . . But I don't know your name.'