Lunch Line Laugher Gifts

'I don't think much to faith school dinners.'

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

A Club Sandwitch.

"Expense account or regular?"

"And when you realized it was the wrong tree, why do you think you kept barking up it?"

"That can't be right. How'd you work 15 hours in on day?"

'Mother?'

"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!"

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Out to lunch'.

"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!"

Apex Computas,gone for a byte.

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

"I have called this meeting to order... so where’s that lunch menu?"

The facilitator from hell.

"Everywhere you look, there's a rate hike."

'A sandwich?'

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

'As a boss you'll find me hard, but fair. Actually, that's only half true.'

ACME Rocket Testing Company - Out to Launch.

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

Mr Kleats can't talk now. He's deep into his post-lunch funk.

STRIP Hambone: Wafer thin new computers

'I was bringing your businessman's lunch, sir, but a Government bureaucrat confiscated it!'

"Oh, I'm sorry, Berger. I must have accidentally pressed the 'Sycophant' button."

Market research dept: '67% out to lunch.'

'Care to join me? I'm making lunch.'

City Diner - Out to lunch.

'Life, like lunch, is full of difficult choices.'

"Conference Call"

'Shall I get it?' 'No, I'll get it, you pay.'

'One or the other, Mr Yomp, but not both, prayer breakfast OR power lunch!'