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'I don't think much to faith school dinners.'

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

A Club Sandwitch.

"Expense account or regular?"

"And when you realized it was the wrong tree, why do you think you kept barking up it?"

"That can't be right. How'd you work 15 hours in on day?"

'Mother?'

"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!"

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Out to lunch'.

"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!"

Apex Computas,gone for a byte.

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

"I have called this meeting to order... so where’s that lunch menu?"

The facilitator from hell.

"Everywhere you look, there's a rate hike."

'A sandwich?'

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

Mr Kleats can't talk now. He's deep into his post-lunch funk.

'As a boss you'll find me hard, but fair. Actually, that's only half true.'

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

ACME Rocket Testing Company - Out to Launch.

A lot of attention gets paid to the Earl of Sandwich, and rightfully so, but let's not forget to show some respect for that neglected Lord of Lunch, the Viscount of Potato Salad.

"Oh, I'm sorry, Berger. I must have accidentally pressed the 'Sycophant' button."

Does anyone have any ideas that aren't about lunch?

STRIP Hambone: Wafer thin new computers

'I was bringing your businessman's lunch, sir, but a Government bureaucrat confiscated it!'

Wait, Dear --- You forgot your lunch! Oh, heck! I'm already halfway to work!

Always! Just as I sit down to eat!

Market research dept: '67% out to lunch.'

'Care to join me? I'm making lunch.'

"Conference Call"

'Life, like lunch, is full of difficult choices.'

City Diner - Out to lunch.

'What was the best thing before sliced bread?'

...I'd like a word about these office snacks.