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"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!"

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

'I don't think much to faith school dinners.'

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

"Just look what we can accomplish when we work towards a common goal...LUNCH!"

'Trade you lunches?'

'Why do my parents have to be professional chefs?!'

'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.'

'I'm NOT trying to break in and change my grades. I'm only trying to change the school lunch menu.'

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

'Why can't you just use the microwave like everyone else?'

'That's sure a funny lookin' sandwich bag!'

"It's a note from teacher. She wants to trade the apple I gave her for my chocolate fudge brownie."

'You must have been pretty sleepy this morning, Mom -- you made me a silverware sandwich.'

At least you got a 'works well with food grade' in lunchroom.

"This means that my dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich!"

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on." (Colour)

"Now tell me, what do you think you would bring to our company?"

"Since it's Easter I'll have a peanut butter and jelly bean sandwich."

'Okay...who put my lunch through the mass spectrometer?'

"Our thought was that you would just brown-bag it."

Centurion with an empty plate.

'It finally happened. The school hired a nutritionist and I really did flunk lunch.'

'Mr. Walsh, it's not a hostile takeover. It's only your lunch!'

'A little one that hangs on the door knob, Ed.'

'I'm brown bagging it today.'

"Actually, our cafeteria isn't that bad. Whenever they serve chicken strips or pizza, it's a good day!"

Closing Laugh D.I.Y.

I'm going out Miss Tasket. I have a business lunch.

'Can't go out for lunch, Only get an hour, Takes me that long to find my way out,'

"My mom really works at keeping my lunches interesting!"

'You're not fooling anyone, Foster. We all know that the only thing you carry around in that briefcase, is your lunch.'

Truck driver taking lunch break drinks out of tank of milk attached to his truck.

'Look Morrison, I've no objections to staff eating at their desks, but I have to draw the line at your pocket barbecue.'