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A Club Sandwitch.

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

"How's everything here? Let's start with your earliest childhood memories."

'I don't think much to faith school dinners.'

Lunch Meet

Back in a snap (chiropractor).

'You're right...these are your hormone pills. Thank goodness we noticed before anything serious happened.'

People who steal food out of the fridge at work and then say...

"Everywhere you look, there's a rate hike."

"Hi Mike, how's the Leprosy research going?"

'I forgot to bring my lunch - could I clone yours?'

'Hey, I know how to stop famine and poverty! Let's have lunch and after that, we go on making money!'

City Diner - Out to lunch.

Job Safety - Lunch.

Bureau of Hospital Nursing - Be Back At IV.

Rocco's Dog Training: Out to Lunch . . . Sit-Stay.

'The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on.'

"Just back from lunch . . . I needed to stretch my legs."

'We'll both have the businessman's special.'

"Wanna trade an Easter ham salad for an Easter egg salad?"

"Our thought was that you would just brown-bag it."

Rather than deal with hideous, months-old leftovers, many offices are using disposable refrigerators in their lunch rooms.

"It's an unpretentious little eatery..."

Special power lunch, $4.50: 'Boloney sandwich.'

'What's for lunch...Vegetables?'

"Good start, Dobson, but we'll need more than 'Lunch' on our mission statement."

'The muffin lady was a little odd, but this turkey drumstick lady is whack!'

'My Mom packed a doggie bag from her dinner out last night. I'll trade you my north atlantic lemon sole en papillote for your Twinkie.'

"Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake."

'A candy bar and cheese crackers? You call that a balanced lunch?'

"My mom really works at keeping my lunches interesting!"

"Chill out, Ben. They're Kosher."

'I need an antacid. I'm having lunch in the school cafeteria today.'

'Is the scab-e-matter custard and green snot pie organic?'

'I warned you - NEVER mention flat tax while Nelson is eating!'