Office Life Laugher T-Shirts

'A nice feature of this office, the view from that window won't distract you from your work.'

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

"Bill, I do believe you've written the great American memo."

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

"Miss Antonacci, please have a regular coffee and a cheese Danish remanded to my chambers."

"My wife is about to have a baby, so I was wondering if you could make me work late for the next eighteen years or so."

"Eureka!!" "Guess again, Einstein."

'Henderson! Have you been drinking again?'

"Put down your cell phone and check your job!"

I'd like to replace him with a computer, but we can't find out what he does.

'All we want is to be loved while making obscene profits.'

'Don't get your hopes up, I'm only laughing excessively...'

"We don't have a gym, but the boss keeps you on your toes."

Call centre musicians

'Scoutmasters aren't usually used as references.'

Ant Drones

'As a boss you'll find me hard, but fair. Actually, that's only half true.'

"The bloodwork came back kinda yucky."

'We can always use an extra hand in accounting.'

"Hayward and his whole deal have just been dumped in my lap."

"When my grandad retired you got a gold watch, I was told I could pop back and ask the time when they weren't too busy for me."

"A cashier told me to have a nice day and I didn't. Am I liable or can I sue her?"

Cleaner, scrubs floor with her name plate in front of her.

"Oh, I'm sorry, Berger. I must have accidentally pressed the 'Sycophant' button."

"You've been around here longer than I have. What are 'congressional ethics'?"

"The computer in the main office says you need to be fired but it didn't say why."

"Sir, he left a suicide deck."

'I'm afraid we're not able to offer you a raise but in five years you could be in line to get your own work pencil.'

'Ooops. Any chance we could blame this on El Nino or climate change?'

Harold M.: He's Sure Taking A Lot Of Chances!

"This will be your office. We had to put bars on the windows, because the last 3 employees escaped."

"Hold that thought, Ted—forever."