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'A nice feature of this office, the view from that window won't distract you from your work.'

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

"Bill, I do believe you've written the great American memo."

'If I got the job as a sales manager here at Zenadine, I would probably straggle in around 10, then surf the Net for a while, do a crossword...'

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

"Miss Antonacci, please have a regular coffee and a cheese Danish remanded to my chambers."

"My wife is about to have a baby, so I was wondering if you could make me work late for the next eighteen years or so."

"Eureka!!" "Guess again, Einstein."

'Henderson! Have you been drinking again?'

"We don't have a gym, but the boss keeps you on your toes."

"Put down your cell phone and check your job!"

I'd like to replace him with a computer, but we can't find out what he does.

'All we want is to be loved while making obscene profits.'

'Don't get your hopes up, I'm only laughing excessively...'

'As a boss you'll find me hard, but fair. Actually, that's only half true.'

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'Scoutmasters aren't usually used as references.'

'We can always use an extra hand in accounting.'

"The bloodwork came back kinda yucky."

"When I said you were instrumental to this company, the instrument I had in mind was a kazoo."

Harold M.: He's Sure Taking A Lot Of Chances!

Cleaner, scrubs floor with her name plate in front of her.

'Ooops. Any chance we could blame this on El Nino or climate change?'

"You've been around here longer than I have. What are 'congressional ethics'?"

'I'm afraid we're not able to offer you a raise but in five years you could be in line to get your own work pencil.'

"A cashier told me to have a nice day and I didn't. Am I liable or can I sue her?"

"Hayward and his whole deal have just been dumped in my lap."

"Sir, he left a suicide deck."

"The computer in the main office says you need to be fired but it didn't say why."

"When my grandad retired you got a gold watch, I was told I could pop back and ask the time when they weren't too busy for me."

"Oh, I'm sorry, Berger. I must have accidentally pressed the 'Sycophant' button."

"Sarge, the computer won't let me retrieve the criminal files."

"This will be your office. We had to put bars on the windows, because the last 3 employees escaped."