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"The bloodwork came back kinda yucky."

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

'ADN'

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

"Eureka!!" "Guess again, Einstein."

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

Professor Yomp is working overtime, trying to find a synthetic rhino horn.'

'It keeps me sane!'

"Can't find your office, doc?"

If we reproduce fast enough, we'll outnumber everybody and take over the petri dish! Divide and conquer, eh?

Recombinant DNA Lab. It's a Rhinocerose!

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

'As a boss you'll find me hard, but fair. Actually, that's only half true.'

'We'd like something new and improved for dinner.'

Microscope slide

'It's just the microscope dream again...go back to sleep.'

"Fourteen months ago, I started with H20. I just ended with H20."

"The hardest part was teaching him to use the hedge trimmers."

Progress: The amount of effort expended multiplied by the square of the ratio of scientists to managers: P=E X (S/M)2.

P.D.M. - Public Display of Mitosis

"Oh, I'm sorry, Berger. I must have accidentally pressed the 'Sycophant' button."

'Ooops. Any chance we could blame this on El Nino or climate change?'

Eureka or else! The management

"A cashier told me to have a nice day and I didn't. Am I liable or can I sue her?"

-"For instance, this gin and tonic does not have a single molecule of gin in it!" -"It's from the staff canteen, right!"

'It's all right.. he's a trustee.'

Lab tech tosses hypodermic needles at dartboard.

Coast to coast.

'..A new method of extracting money from purses.'

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

Jury Bribes.

Jim's Mowing Services

'We realized he's a lot more valuable to us this way.'

"His is a thought experiment."