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'I need an antacid. I'm having lunch in the school cafeteria today.'

Tartine

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"You owe me five bucks."

A Club Sandwitch.

'I don't think much to faith school dinners.'

'Anybody for breakfast?'

'I'll have the frogs legs - and make sure they're kneeling.'

'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'

"I know your rations include two limes a day, but please don't do that with them."

"When no one's looking, I'm cramming this entire ball of pasta in my mouth."

Rocco's Dog Training: Out to Lunch . . . Sit-Stay.

Musical Statues.

"Good heavens! She cooked Uncle Henry!"

"Wanna trade an Easter ham salad for an Easter egg salad?"

'This is room 35a. About that early morning wake up I asked for!'

'I'm going to have to call you back, I have a full plate right now.'

'Well, Mr. Grumpy, who got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning?'

'What's for lunch...Vegetables?'

'Don't you dare.'

"Gary, are you taking a lunch break already?"

"Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake."

"Your mom cooks the chicken, but your dad makes it dance."

'Not very friendly, is he?'

"I like the plastic toy, but not the cereal. Daddy can eat that."

Office Lunch Menu - Bite of sandwich, sip of drink.

"Maybe your lunch hour isn't the best time to come in!"

'I warned you - NEVER mention flat tax while Nelson is eating!'

Egg Scare - You're trying to kill me, aren't you?

A mouse pops out of a toaster

Tired of repeatedly having her lunch stolen from the breakroom refrigerator, Debbie sprayed her bag with artificial Rotted-Lunch Scent.